22 year old cis ♀. Poly panromantic asexual. Engaged to Bearsarkr. Moving to Canada in September. Aspiring fiction writer. 12th century historical re-enactor. Marine biologist (BSc Hons). Depression and PTSD struggler. Hard polytheist, working with Loki, Odin and recently, Hermes. Tarot et al reader. (sidebar © everthunder)
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One year ago today.
True to myself, and hard to kill.
"Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws."
"Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner."
"Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket"
One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.
At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing
my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns
and those puns are literally the best
I NEED more asexual puns
those are indeed the best
"Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk"
"Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis"
"Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia"
"Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer."
"Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler"
"Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you."
"Ace Hardware: You can get Off™ in our repellent aisle”
Tricksterling Rune/Tarot Reading
July 22, 2014
Mannaz- The Self; the individual or the human race. Your attitude toward others and their attitudes towards you. Friends and enemies, social order.
Othala (Reversed)- Lack of order, bad karma, prejudice, unhappiness
Ansuz- Revealing message…
Yeah, apart from the ‘man’ bit this seems pretty much to hit the nail on the head. Thanks for the readings.
A while ago I heard a version of this story where Athena has pity on Medusa and turns her into the gorgon to protect her from all men. A gift instead of a punishment for her brother’s crimes.
It always stuck with me, so here’s a doodle.
This has come up on my blog a few times, and I REALLY really am struck by how beautiful this is. so.. reblogging it to you guys. Isn’t it lovely?
I can get behind this version of the story, so hard.
I don’t know what it is about this one but, again, I love it.
Source: MrHiddles on Tumblr
Pierre-Narcisse Guérin (French, 1774-1833), Morpheus and Iris, 1811. Oil on canvas, 251 x 178 cm.
Iris is the goddess of rainbows and Hera’s attendant/messenger
Morpheus is the Titan god of dreams, leader of the Oneiroi, and grandson of Nyx, the personification of night.
THE ONEIROI were the dark-winged Daimones (Spirits) of dreams. They emerged each night like a flock of bats from their cavernous home in Erebos, the land of eternal darkness beyond the rising sun.
So! I’ve decided I’m giving free readings for the next hmm…. 4 days? I’ve just been in the mood to practice because I feel as though I’ve lost faith in my readings, being that I mainly read only for myself. Also, I’m on vacation so unlike last time, I’ll be quicker with responds. I really apologize for the last time did free readings.
I’ll be doing three cards readings so you can choose a variation of themes such as past, present, future; good, bad, surprise; body, mind, sould; not to do, situation, to do; etc.
Also have the mini Waite Rider and Shadowscape if you have preference over which deck I choose.
You don’t have to follow me but that would be nice and I really do encourage giving feedback. Even though I get feedback from my friends and clients in real life, I got close to none last time and that made me sad because I felt like I wasn’t learning anything.
Well, that’s that so get those requests coming! Feel free to be anon, it’ll be nice to have a name though and if you don’t want me to publish it publicly, just let me know!
Quantum Tarot By Kay Stopforth/ Chris Butler!
A unique set of oracle cards, the Quantum Tarot Deck melds traditional imagery with more modern concepts and pictures born of modern physics, subatomic science, and astronomy. The result is a beautiful fusion of tradition and science, creating wonderful patterns one cannot help to explore and discover answers within.
Including 80 cards and an instructional pamphlet. The Quantum Tarot Deck inspires subtle imagery and suggestion that is rarely found in most modern oracle decks. Adding beauty, spice and spirituality to the concepts of modern science that bridge the gap .
I want this!
I NEED THIS
Otherwise known as The Beekeeper’s Quilt.
See I’m wondering about stuffing some of the puffs with protective, loving, calming etc. ingredients, but I’m worried about them just slipping through the stitches. Particularly if they’re spices.
Have any of you stuffed knitted things with spell/magic fillings before? What did you use? Have you made a hexipuff quilt before and did you spell the hexipuffs?
Could you stick little silken bags you get in craft shops into the hexipuffs with the ingredients inside them? That way they won’t fall through the holes, but they’re still be able to ‘breathe’ and won’t be shut away in plastic bags.
#30daytarotpic challenge - Day 25 - Black and White - #lightvisionstarot #tarot #tarotdeck #tarotcollection
I am in love with the idea of a tarot deck where one of the suits is seemingly strawberries.